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selfie python

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.
Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.
by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016
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Selfie esteem

Self esteem but regarding selfies only
Sarah never says no to a selfie, I guess she has a high selfie esteem.
by ImxNotxViolent December 24, 2014
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selfy-steam

An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.
Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.
by starkravingmadMommy November 21, 2010
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heLLphy Selfie

A heLLphy Selfie is any selfie you take while being unhealthy
"Yo Micah you just posted a selfie of you smoking a blunt!"
"Yeah bro, thats a heLLphy Selfie."
by #heLLphy February 18, 2019
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selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.
My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.
by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014
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selfie-promotion

To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are
Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community

Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion
by BoilerKE22 December 23, 2014
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selfie tolerance

In a Snapchat conversation, the quantifiable amount of selfies one can take before resorting to photographing whatever is directly in front of them.
"I always feel bad snapchatting Gabby, her selfie tolerance is like 80 but I start snapping my laptop or wall after like 3 snaps."
by Porkchomp February 10, 2017
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