Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources

My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.

by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024

pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package wether it be drugs, food or basically anything of value

Me: Aye bro you got any bud
Plug: yeah I got the pack secured homie

Me: Yo homie, can u get my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah dog package secured

by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019

PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.

When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.

by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022

secure the bag

A sentence used when talking about a deal involving an unknown, but probably high amount of money. Used most commonly in music when a specific artist is featured on somebody else's song, or in entertainment in regards to sponsorships and advertisements. "secure" becomes "secured" in the past tense

"I wish 21 Savage wasn't on that DJ Khaled song, but hey, he had to secure the bag."

"Dude, I got an e-mail asking me to do a Raid: Shadow Legends ad a few weeks ago."
- "Did you do it?"
- "Damn right! I secured the bag, y'know?"

by L_? March 10, 2020

security engineer

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: Wizard, Archmage

'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."

by krispey1989 January 25, 2018

Security Heavy

Adjective: To be so heavy as to appear capable of defending and/or protecting a building or establishment. First used by Cardi B To describe the Plaintiff in her 2025 court case, Emani Ellis V. Becalis Almanzar.

But she is like...uh... Security Heavy. Like...she just looks a little, like, "she could protect a building" type big...

by the9thplanet September 2, 2025

Security footage

If only the security footage was as good outside of EPSTEIN'S CELL! Right?

Hym "So he can release the security footage of the the contractor but the can't release the THOUSANDS OF VIDEO TAPES OF JEFFERY EPSTEIN APPARENTLY HAD ACCORDING TO PAM BONDI! Right? Jeffery Epstein had THOUSANDS of videos of minor sexual abuse and THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT RIGHT NOW... And INSTEAD OF USING THE FOOTAGE TO MAKE ARRESTS AND THEN PUBLICIZE IT SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT HAPPEN... They surround the Capitol with the national guard (leaving your kids wide open I might add) and then publicize THIS! THIS THINK I'M DOING! Instead of arresting the people on those thousands of video that THEY SAID THE HAVE they are using Jewish proxies to steal my shit. Look at that! Look at them doing that right now."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2025