samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

Simulation

When something happened a while ago and looking back at it you realize it was really wierd and the memory is very blurry

Wow 8th grade was a simulation, how on earth did we wear low cut jeans

Remember four lokos? SIMULATION

by Hotdogwatericecubes December 31, 2019

Moan Simulator

Playing as child Hinata in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4

Roommate:"dude stop watching child porn! "
Me:"I'm not I'm just playing moan simulator in ninja storm!"

by NekoDanMoka May 20, 2016

Cat Simulator

Cat Simulator is a fun first person-cat video game. Your goal is to chase rats and mice, break things, eat, and do other things that cats do...

I love playing Cat Simulator

by Game mode 0 September 11, 2019

the goofy samurai

His name is Toshiro Mifune, get it right. He is also one of my favorite actors.

Did you see Toshiro Mifune slice up 20 people in Sanjuro? That was sick.

by blue_nova* June 25, 2004

totally accurate battle simulator

A game where you play god and make red and blue team fight each other with many different units.

you;yo man you want to play totally accurate battle simulator? friend:lol k. other friend: same dude.

by Htheguy69 September 14, 2020

De Pride Isle Abuse Simulator

A fun game in roblox where you can abuse your staff tools

Abuse your H.N.C, Your holy stick, your purse, and everything! The light switches, and more! XOXOXOXOXO

-definition by axelisplaying.
be fucking grateful.

hey man, wanna play DPIAS?
Yes, lets play De Pride Isle Abuse Simulator!

by Axel_is_a_DWEEB May 16, 2021