royal wank

To make a special occasion for a pulling of the pud.

Lee lit the red candles round the room, filled his last condom with cream and slapped his 18ft cock into it, enjoying the royal wank he'd planned for weeks.

by vinagan July 29, 2008

Royal Jelly

The glorious coating surrounding a cock when it pulls out of an asshole that has not been prelubed. The asshole has created a natural lubricant that when stretched between your fingers has similar texture to snot from your nose when you have a mild cold. Colour varies from clear, creamy white to orange (possibly due to diet).

She was so hot when I ass fucked her, my cock shimmered in a delectable coating of Royal Jelly.

by Dick Slime October 11, 2007

Victory Royale

The phrase that the majority of virgins will here multiple times in their lifetime. Is a sign of strength and dominance among nerds.

“Hey Jason did you here about my Victory Royale last night?” OR “I am a better Fortnite-er than you Thomas because of my ‘100’ Victory Royales”

by urschy-boi July 19, 2018

royal russell

royal russell is a boarding school for dumb uneducated twats who aren’t loved by their parents. the boys there are so ugly and have yellow teeth. the girls are dick sucking slags. parents just want to get rid of their kids so they send them to this fucked school

that girl gave the sloppiest head and turns out its another royal russell student

by ellen is a slut February 1, 2019

Battle Royale

The term "Battle Royale" is often misused. The real definition is an intense battle between 2 men, named Roy and Al. If 2 people engage in an intense battle, and they happened to be named Roy and Al. If you see this, you are truly blessed and should be appreciative that you get to see a true Battle Royale.

*And the "e" is thrown on at the end just for fancy sauce.

Person 1: Hey, Roy and Al are fighting!
Person 2: Holy balls! Battle Royale!...a real one! This has been my lifelong goal, and finally, it is happening.

by Hawkman92 May 15, 2009

battle royale

The greatest movie ever, followed closely by GUMMO.

I would rather watch Battle Royale than porno.

by GG January 24, 2004

Realm Royale

Better than fortnite and probably better than you

Realm Royale better than for Fortnite and probably better than you

by TRASHISMAESTRO February 4, 2019