Kevin Rivas

King Baby Shark (AKA King Sigma Alpha Omega “nice like that” “don't jack that” Machismo Megalodon Big Daddy Shark)

rynsprr: Anyone seen Kevin Rivas today?
Beta Shark: Who's Kevin?
rynsprr: ah yea, a fucking demon that's who.

by me me coo sign December 23, 2021

Romantic rival

A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you

Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes

Myrissa: yes

Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too

Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.

Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym

2 years later

BOOM BOOM

Ronald: what’s that

Me: IT’S ME

Ronald: oh shit

Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo

5 seconds later

Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss

Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

Riaan

A monkey banana whore whos ugle asf. His mom is way hotter than him. He sits on people and turns them into pancakes. Usually dumb with no common sense but he sure does know how to give head.

This one kid sucked his moms peen while she was chewing his hair. He sounds like such a Riaan.

by truthgirl69 October 22, 2019

Riaan

A monkey banana whore whos ugle asf. His mom is way hotter than him. He sits on people and turns them into pancakes. Usually dumb with no common sense but he sure does know how to give head.

This one kid sucked his moms peen while she was chewing his hair. He sounds like such a Riaan.

by truthgirl69 October 22, 2019

Riaan

A monkey banana whore whos ugle asf. His mom is way hotter than him. He sits on people and turns them into pancakes. Usually dumb with no common sense but he sure does know how to give head.

This one kid sucked his moms peen while she was chewing his hair. He sounds like such a Riaan.

by truthgirl69 October 22, 2019

Rivamika

The pedophillic romaticization of the relationship between Mikasa and Levi in attack on titan.

Rivamika:rivamika is the best!!!

Normal fans: no it's incest and pedophilic

Rivamika

by Extremelystrong April 3, 2019

RIAA PWNage

RIAA as of August 06 has sued Limewire for 150,000$ for each and every copyrighted music file downloaded using their program. PWNage in it's highest degree.

The company behind the file sharing program LimeWire was sued by the RIAA in federal court Friday, which is accusing the New York-based Lime Group LLC of facilitating the trade of illegal music files between its users. The labels are seeking damages, including $150,000 per occurrence of an illegally traded file.

RIAA PWNAGE!!!

by Neezy August 6, 2006