Relaxomous

The act of falling into deep relaxation

Today= My relaxomous day...

by Ticklemetender June 22, 2011

Relaxectomy

The surgical removal of stress. Often done in a doctor's office or at home. Can be anything, but most often refers to massaging and stretching. The word literally means "removal of relaxation". The first relaxectomy was done by Hec Hanley on Beatrice Middleton. This is a nice way to relieve stress and is best if done before bed. So if you're tired or stressed out don't go to any yoga or tai chi classes. Go for a relaxectomy - they are so cool.

Beatrice: Oh no, I'm so stressed out. I need a relaxectomy.

Hec: Well, no problem. We can get our relax on right here, right now. Have we got any Martian Mud?

Beatrice: I see where this is going. You're thinking of giving me a full body rub down, aren't you?

Hec: Yeah, we got the Martian Mud here alright. Hold still, now. (He starts rubbing Beatrice with the Martian Mud) There you go! Now, isn't that creamy?

Beatrice: Yes! That is really creamy. What else can we do?

Hec: We're both still a little bit stressed. How about some warm up stretches? (they do a Hanley Hula) Now, that's nice, isn't it? Don't you feel loose?

Beatrice: Not just loose - limber! Just look at that swing! Now, a Gunny Granny knows what she's talking about. Remember my creed, "A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!"

Hec: This is a relaxectomy. The world's only stress surgery. Pretty sweet, huh?`

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 23, 2011

Relaxcited

The state of being physically relaxed while sexually excited.

I was so fucking relaxcited after the bowl and the blowjob.

by FarmerKC October 21, 2011

relidiot

Religious + Idiot = Relidiot

Steve Harvey is a relidiot.

by Mr. Levi A. Tan March 31, 2016

Relaxiating

When you're too fucked up to use the write word in a story.

I'm just relaxiating over here.

by Wurdsmith6969 September 7, 2016

Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB

Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod

by Los Muertos April 6, 2017

Relience

The field of the scientific study of religion. Formally known as "Science of religion". Invented due to the linguistic convolution and confusion behind saying "science of religion" in some sentences.

What the science of the "science of religion"has shown.

What the science of relience has shown.

by Flux Pistol April 12, 2017