Sharpie Patch

When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.

"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"

"How?!"

"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."

"Gee, a patch?"

"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"

"That's a great idea!"

by trolleycakes September 28, 2018

High Pitched Voice

Jayla. A person with a high pitched voice is called a Jayla

Person 1: Do you see that girl she has such a high pitched voice

Person 2: Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s a Jayla

by I’m High November 27, 2021

White Flag Pitching

Pitching that is so foreseeable and horrible, it's considered a surrender before the game even starts.

Considering the matchups in Toronto, I'll be happy as hell just take one of those games. One game is against Halladay, the other we have the white flag pitching.

Does Brian Cashman really think White Flag Pitching is an effective strategy to get the Yankees to the post season?

by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

poseidon's pitchfork

Poseidon's Pitchfork is when a male is urinating and his stream starts, or leads into, a triple stream going left, right and center.

Oh man, I had to pee so bad last night, I made Poseidon's Pitchfork.

by AGills March 26, 2017

Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch

Baz Pitch is a highly flammable Vampire from a disgustingly rich or mages. Baz lost his mother when he was child, on the same day he was bitten. Baz does not drain humans, although he is not opposed to draining cats, polo ponies, rats, deer and unicorns.

Baz's boyfriend is Simon Snow.

Baz hates amount other things, the sun, the wind, America, Kansas, Illinois and Penelope Bunce when she hasn't got a plan.

Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is a character a series of books by Rainbow Rowell.

by Friendly neighborhood cat July 8, 2021

Pitch Black

Pitch, the color of tar which is Black
Hense the word "pitch black"

Not the mountain dew you moron

by manda_5759_3741 August 28, 2005

Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.

"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."

by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009