procrastibate

To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.

"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."

by Steel521 September 19, 2011

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tomorrow...

He is totally procrastinating

by bcmwolverine May 14, 2014

procrastibated

when you put off masturbation for later

begun masturbation and lost interest. procrastibated till later

by lurchino January 20, 2014

procrastinatrix

a female master of procrastination.

Sally is an amateur, putting off a project for a day or two, I however am a procrastinatrix I can drag out a project by years.

by KoshkaVirginia April 20, 2014

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"

by Jsfadd February 7, 2015

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. Get back to work you lazy.

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!

by ProcrastinatingNursingStudent April 22, 2015