poopy nuts

Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for those who actually use toilet paper). It demonstrates extremely poor hygiene and is found to cross all racial and ethnic origins.

I was about to get a blowjob until she found out I had poopy nuts. Now I will never get any play because she told all her friends. Maybe I should try switching it up. I heard that gay men love poopy nuts.

by Jack M. Hoffer December 29, 2007

poopy man

a large piece of fecal matter that climbs out of the toilet and eats you. and screws yo momma

damn man did you see the poopy man last night...nahh man my ass hid...but i sure did hear my momma a yellin

by sexy anus January 2, 2008

Ghost Poopie

The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!

Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?

Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.

Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?

Person2: Awkward....>.>

by vyngenceinside June 29, 2008

poopy soup

When Pablo sticks his "Poopy Finger" in your soup when he serving it up. Resulting in a tore up stomach..... See Poopy finger.... Butt Nibblets.

I lost about 10lbs crapping when I had Pablo's poopy soup.

by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

Soupy Poopie

The intense and sudden release of bowel movements; creating an explosive (sometimes messy) bowl of poop. Soupy Poopie often comes unexpected, thus creating a sticky situation. Several causes of this common and unpleasant bodily function are; excessive drinking, bad Mexican food or "water", certain allergies and the extreme use of chewing gum. This catastrophic event on the body is like a fire drill for your "waste management team".

"Dude, DO NOT go in that bathroom I just unloaded a soupy poopie!"

"I drank so much last night, but after that huge soupy poopie there's not an ounce of alcohol left in me!"

by Scott O'Brien May 23, 2008

poopie head

Someone who is acting unfair.

Cindy and I wanted to go iceskating but Susie is being a poopie head and wont go!

by JP90 March 28, 2008

poopie wind

A gentle breeze exiting your bum, usually fairly silent and smelling like poopie

Charlie: 'sniff sniff'... did you just make poopie wind ?
Jack: yes, and i think it may have been followed by a shart

by Natasha Hynes January 23, 2008