Pompino

/pronoun/

Your bestfriend . When that person walks into the room you wanna jump . The ultimate level of bestie ship where you guys are each others pompino's

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's My pompino

by Diddiane February 27, 2021

Pompeiied

Masturbating when you knock over an ash tray and get covered with it’s contents

Oh mate, I was in my room with my dog last night and I fully got pompeiied

by Rupert420 June 29, 2022

Ellen Pomphobic

The act of being terrified of Ellen Pompeo.

friend: Do you like Ellen Pompeo?
me: No, I’m Ellen Pomphobic.

by annoyedsquishmallow March 17, 2021

Pompous

Something stupid people call intelligent people if they use a word they don't understand.

U is sew pompous! (what does expound mean?)

by jwattie July 21, 2014

pompadork

Pompadour + Dork = Pompadork. A nerdy guy who dresses rockabilly. Take your average dumpy computer programmer, give him a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, or other thick-framed black plastic glasses, a bowling shirt, a girlfriend who dresses like Betty Page (but doesn't look like her), sideburns, and of course a gelled-up pompadour hairstyle. Now insert him in a tiki lounge (after 5pm).

"I wanted to get my girl another mai-tai, but I couldn't even get to the bar because of all of the pompadorks."

"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."

"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"

by GullibleZine August 5, 2006

pompous

1) excessively ornate
2) a big word used to criticize big words. see hypocrite

don't be a pompous, bombastic, circumlocutious, hypocrite.

by david January 8, 2004

pompetus

Noun.

1. A duality of inference suggested by the perception of third party observers of a relationship as it abuts the perspective of those directly involved. E.g. its usage in the Steve Miller Band song entitled "The Joker"

2. A thick milky or yellowed discharge from the penis during coitus in those with severe gonorrhea. May dry and crust in the pubis post coitus, see cock nugget

1. Phill: "Mark, I feel that your relationship with Stacy is unhealthy. I strongly urge you to treat her better.

Mark: "Yall don't know me!!"


2. "Hey honey, did you cum yet, or is that just a little bit of pompetus?"

by Josh Hart February 8, 2009