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North Dakota Pipeline

The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.
Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.
by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018
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Alaskan pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom freezing pulling out when frozen and fornicating someone w it
I performed an Alaskan pipeline on my girlfriend
by anonymous April 30, 2022
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American pipeline

The act of rolling up a burger and replace the mayo with cum and freezing it and put it in your partners pussy
Andie "Me and Sally did the American pipeline"
by Johnny_sins69 March 20, 2021
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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Chronic Pipeline

A sudden reoccuring anal pains that result in swelling of rectum. the causes are having to much anal.
Dude martha gave me some chronic pipeline from last night.
by candy man 6969 October 15, 2011
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Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.
1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"
by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017
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Sandusky Pipeline

Jizzing in someone's asshole then performing the Sandusky Cropduster.
Becky: "I did the Sandusky Pipeline to my boyfriend."
by BluffDiamond July 16, 2022
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