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Troll phobia

Fear of driving over bridges due to the belief that trolls live underneath them.
I screamed as I drove over the bridge because of my troll phobia
by Troll hater August 22, 2012
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clitoris-phobia

afraid of that anatomy the aptly named pleasure spot
for women
the poor fella was squeamish even entertaining the thought of having to taste her clit his immediate reaction was clitoris-phobia
by scumguts36 January 10, 2011
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Black-a-phobic

when your enemy is a big scary black guy who mugs you for your fried chicken and you fear them forever
Jason got jumped the other day outside of KFC. He's black-a-phobic now
by McBitchin44 January 28, 2011
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phoning

Hey baby hey, you cool with phoning later? If not I'll prob just call your friend Becky.
by Detective Kernel August 20, 2011
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Commitment Phopic

A person who blindly finds themselves in a long term relationship without really meaning to.
John's girlfriend diagnosed John as a commitment phopic when he wigged out after signing up for their second mortgage, despite having been in a relationship for 15 years.
by Volconologist April 18, 2010
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Erecto-Phobia

Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?

Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!
by Melissa Lori February 24, 2011
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phosita

person having ordinary skill in the art
It would have been obvious to a phosita to combine those two inventions to make yours.
by Examiner December 6, 2006
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