After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.
Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!
Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!
Dude #1: I must find it!
Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!
Dude #1: o noes!!
Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!
Dude #1: I must find it!
Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!
Dude #1: o noes!!
by TehTonster January 16, 2009
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You are in church singing a glorious hymn, but why oh why are you pointing to the heavens? The phantom boner has taken over and wont go away for at least half an hour
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Phantom wing syndrome is when one feels as if they have wings that arent there, there are also several variations, such as phantom tail, horn, claw, hair, just about anything that you feel that isnt there, as long as it isnt clothing or jewlery, may be counted as part of the Phantom Limb Syndrome varients
I have phantom wings, tail, claws, horns, hair, even spine spikes, all part of the Phantom Limb syndrome, I personally perfer Phantom Wing syndrome and Phantom Tail syndrome.
by Chris Aka Icefyer October 29, 2006
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Get the PHANTASMORGASM mug.The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.
by Gaza August 7, 2006
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by Some guy March 26, 2004
Get the phantasy star mug.A condition that occurs when a smoker leaves a cigarette behind his/her ear for an extended period of time. Upon removing the cigarette, the smoker is left with the feeling that the cigarette is still there. Often the smoker will finish their cigarette and reach for the one behind their ear, only to realize that they just smoked it.
Smoker#1 *removes cig from behind ear, smokes it, and reaches for the one behind hid ear* Dammit! I thought i had another cig
Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome
Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome
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