Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Petty

Someone who hangs up on someone mid conversation.

Trey Kailunas is petty when it comes to his girl.

by ElleJayy July 24, 2018

Petty Mixers

They are that part of the fandom thats almost always petty and cause the drama (unlike PopCorn Mixers). They aren't as careful as Tea Mixers with words and they won't hesitate to speak up their minds.

We are Petty Mixers

by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018

Petty Lovers

To describe a couple that is petty to one another

"Yeah, me and Susan are petty lovers, we like to do very petty things when one of us pisses the other off."

by notatoxicperson2.0 October 18, 2021

Petty

When your friend or someone you knows does something to make you mad on purpose and then makes it seem like your overreacting and your the problem when you call them out and in reality your not the problem.

Jeremiah is so petty.
Yeah what a shitty friend

by Kaylow October 17, 2021

Petty

GrassB01

GrassB01 is the definition of Petty

by ItzDavid April 4, 2024