I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole
by _Shaquille_oatmeal_baby_ September 2, 2019
Get the peen buttermug. F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.
(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.
(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
Fed: You're coming with me.
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014
Get the F-Peenmug. It comes out of ditty when you try to make it say the Spanish word for penis, 'pene'. So we now use it to say 'penis'.
by HentaiJuanito May 9, 2018
Get the Peenmug. A peen is a mystical pEnIs that has no soul. A peen typically people named ~evan~ slip up and say just shit that makes you lose a few brain cells here and there. Peens usually flock together so it’s safe to say if you find one peen another is lingering not to far behind. Peens have to fit special qualifications and typically a peen will try to call others a peen to feel more accepted by society.
by Toenail clippins June 19, 2019
Get the Peenmug. by Mother freaking fuck June 10, 2025
Get the J'ing the peenmug. I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.
by NOLApeening January 9, 2017
Get the Tactical peenmug.