Parent

Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child

Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!

by OneDayYoullLearn August 23, 2012

Parendectomy

The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.

That toothless crack-ho came to her trial high on meth. Her case was a total Parendectomy.

by El Sadado July 17, 2006

parent park

To reverse the car and back into a parking space. Parents usually do this because they go to many unnecessary means to be safer for kids.

Ha ha, you parent parked? That's awesome.

by Bananafish July 10, 2005

parehate

The hatred one feels towards their parents.

With every sip of alcohol her mother took, Sam's parehate grew.

by Becks Grevau June 28, 2007

parent up

When a mother and/or father need to take a greater responsibility in raising their child/children and not have extended family be guardian.

Sue and Dev need to parent up and stop leaving their kids off with her parents to raise.

by AlbertBNormal July 23, 2010

parbed wire

A replacement for words such as off the hook, and off the chain. Used in a variety of ways to describe something extremely awesome or stupid. Both a negative and positive.

Dude, check out that chick, she's totally parbed wire!

Wow, man, the way you got rejected by that Wookie was totally parbed wire.

by Bullshoy November 25, 2011

adult female parental unit

A smart ass way to mom mother etc

1.) adult female parental unit i would like a cookie.
2.) no adult female parental unit i won't clean my room.
3.) adult female parental unit I have combusted the place of ill.

by NOPEITYFUCKNO October 2, 2021