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Paddy

"What's up with that goofy ass lookin mac n' cheese guy over there?

"Oh, he's a paddy."
by queergayboisexy January 27, 2019
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Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
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Paddy Time

The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.
"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"

"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"
by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021
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Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points
by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021
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Paddy Harp

Paddy Harp is a sound nice man.
by Debskelly1985 August 10, 2023
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Paddie

A paddie is a mix between a baddie. a weirdo. a funny person, and a clumsy person
Person:“your such a paddie!“
by Paddiefounder#1 January 15, 2022
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Paddy

Paddy is a fat mongo, and a fucking wanker.
by Paddy b is fat December 8, 2018
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