Timmy's such an Oopsielong
by Eyefeatheristic November 30, 2017
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Vanja posted about why 13 Reasons Why is an awful show, and when I said it wasn’t, she deleted my comment instead of accepting my opinion and responding or letting others respond to it. What an opposing opinion pussy.
by Functional methhead June 20, 2018
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The rules of the fun game Opposite Animal are as follows:
(1) The round begins with one person naming any animal.
(2) A second person then names the animal that is the opposite of that animal.
(3) Any participant may affirm or deny the merits of (2) as it relates to (1).
(4) If (2) is deemed not to be the opposite animal of (1), the game continues until the opposite animal is identified.
(5) Once the opposite animal is identified, return to (1).
(1) The round begins with one person naming any animal.
(2) A second person then names the animal that is the opposite of that animal.
(3) Any participant may affirm or deny the merits of (2) as it relates to (1).
(4) If (2) is deemed not to be the opposite animal of (1), the game continues until the opposite animal is identified.
(5) Once the opposite animal is identified, return to (1).
Mohammed: "Hey guys, what's the opposite animal of a wooly mammoth?"
Kim: "Probably like an emperor penguin."
Fatema: "No, that can't be right, they both live in cold habitats."
Kim: "What about a pit viper?"
Fatema: "Hm, that sounds about right."
Mohammed: "Pit viper is correct."
Kim: "Well, what's the opposite animal of a hammerhead bat?"
Kim: "Probably like an emperor penguin."
Fatema: "No, that can't be right, they both live in cold habitats."
Kim: "What about a pit viper?"
Fatema: "Hm, that sounds about right."
Mohammed: "Pit viper is correct."
Kim: "Well, what's the opposite animal of a hammerhead bat?"
by Turler August 3, 2018
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The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
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When a person accidentally ejaculates during masturbation without nearby materials to clean up with or to catch the produced cum.
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yeah man I fucked up - Couldn't get grab the tissue in time, oopsjaculated all over myself and my carpet"
by extreme pingor July 13, 2019
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when you stop simping over someone and realize that they really aren’t that great after all
when you stop simping over someone and realize that they really aren’t that great after all
by lil_cookie_jar March 18, 2020
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