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Onion mission 

None-o'-ya damnnn business.
Kippy: "So how did you guys get here, anyway"
Arbiter: "We were on an onion mission, kid.."
Kippy: "What's an onion mission?"
Arbiter: "None-o'-ya DAMN business. HOME.. RUN."
Onion mission by uberaleX March 2, 2008

onion bagel 

a bagel with onions.....
the second awesome word to all words.
girl d00d, if you place onions on a bagel, do they become onion bagels?

boy why yes they do.

girl mmmmh, they sound tastey.

boy ew, your nasty. onion bagels are gross.
onion bagel by alexisonfire. December 23, 2009

Onion Arse 

A arse that could make a grown man cry.
That girl has a onion arse.
Onion Arse by Trebek007 March 25, 2009

onion ring 

A ring piece so rancid and unwiped, it makes your eyes water.
"i went in for a piece of rear guard action, but stopped when i found she had a well battered onion ring"
onion ring by fatgitmcnulty March 9, 2007

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.
person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

Onion lip 

A sexual act where a man go's down on a female and notice's a nasty taste or smell, he than after tasting it kisses the inside of her thigh, then go's up n sucks on her lip so she has to deal with a nasty taste and odor for the next few hours not knowing what it is, when in actuality its the smell of her rotten onion on her lip.
Dude that chick was nasty so I gave her a fuckin "onion lip"!
Onion lip by Jonutz March 26, 2011