cop lock

The gridlock that occurs when there's a cop driving on the highway and no one will pass it.

Why is every single car driving 60 mph on the highway -- even in the fast lane?

Dude -- there's a cop up front. It's cop lock.

by skidd1 November 06, 2010

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hobo lock

Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Usually, once a barrier is crossed, the locking mechanism is activated, rendering the cart useless.

Man, this cart had its hobo lock activated. Get a different one.

by J Sin April 01, 2007

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Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.

Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.

by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021

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Roll Lock

When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.

Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....

by Turbo John October 18, 2008

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