jazz wanker

A person who wanks to the sound of slow jazz music.

Dude you want to go to that one club?

Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?

Yeah that one

COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on

by I dominate your mom April 16, 2014

jazz bass

Fender Jazz bass
The Fender jazz bass in my opinion is the most classic and reliable bass. Composed of two jazz pickups along with two volume knobs and a master tone, you can virtually take it and make any sound out of it. Great for classic rock through bigger amps.

"What kind of bass does samuel play?" "Oh! He plays a Fender jazz Bass."

by d_gvf January 15, 2014

Jazz Slang

Slang from the 1950's and jazz culture. Similar to Beatnik slang. Popular terms through the 1920's to 1980's includes words like baby, bag, bug, cats, chops, crib, daddy-o, dig, fly, funky, hip, jive, pad, scene, wail, and wig out.

She uses a lot of Jazz slang. She called me a cool cat.

by Detective Manders August 06, 2011

Jazz Aunt

Slang for 'Lazy cunt'. On mobile phones with predictive text, 'Jazz aunt' will come up when one types in 'Lazy cunt'.

God, you're such a jazz aunt Sean.

by Boy Nuke 'Em November 20, 2009

Jazz Ann

Literally one of the funniest people you could ever meet 🥵She gives some of the best advice and has all the tea 😌 She can be quiet sometimes and extremely smart. She is really pretty and overall just a 11/10 person.

aye it’s Jazz Ann

by fuckshittitsYAH January 10, 2019

All that jazz

From the origin of the hit theatre and film "Chicago" and the song "All that Jazz" is the origin of the saying. It is used on the end of a sentence or list instead of the word "Etc."

A:"So what are you up to today then?"
B:"Well I'm going to the shop, going to skin my cat, clean out his box and all that Jazz"

by Calmal July 19, 2005

Cracker Jazz

The bastardization of Jazz music into the White man's smooth jazz abomination.

I really liked this radio station until they started playing all this cracker jazz.

by ttomkat1 July 11, 2008