A Target employee who tries WAY to hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around in the store (making paper towel forts, riding in shopping carts, etc.)
by NihMunel December 9, 2023

Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024

by Hk gang June 10, 2017

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.
That's my target story.
by Kuehlstein June 3, 2018

Forget all those incorrect definitions, this is Target.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.
Max: Time for a Target run, gotta get some new clothes.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.
by Orrinpants September 13, 2021

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.
When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...
by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023

You say Spicy ˝target˝ when you see the main target of your spy mission. You replace ˝target˝ with the targets name (for exsample if the targets name is Sam you would say ˝Spicy Sam˝)
(Spicy ˝target˝ will be named Sam again)
spy1: Look Spicy Sam
spy2: Oh there he is
spy1: Yeah we should hide
spy1: Look Spicy Sam
spy2: Oh there he is
spy1: Yeah we should hide
by Gobice February 28, 2022
