novaleen

A very short girl that tells the worst jokes especially puns. Her friends typically hold the names of Anika and Kevin. She is smart but lazy. A big know at all. She secretly has feelings for her friend Kevin. She has posters of him on her wall. She has a tatoo of Kevin's face on her finger. Super salty and loves to watch Hentai. Wears glasses. A true savage ...

Novaleen's mom told her to go to sleep at 3:30pm she fell asleep at 3:31pm. Such a Novaleen

by FrotherGod March 15, 2017

Napalm

Napalm is that shit that the U.S. used in Nam also you can make it with gas and styrofoam

Holy fucking shit I can't put the napalm out!

by Kingtheanarchist May 26, 2017

napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017

noparoo

Basically Yeparoo but no

"hey jack you ditch your wife yet?'" "Noparoo!"

by Diosy6969 August 22, 2017

nopleasuration

When your girlfriend wont take birthcontrol and she keeps teasing you but her dad wont let yall smash without the birthcontrol

Man she wont take the pill so ima die of nopleasuration

by Ohpxdaniel May 21, 2018

Nepal San

Usually a man with a nice pair of titties, usually shy and reluctant to let people grab them. Likes shitty music as well.

Mike: Damn, that girl is cute man. I should talk to her.
John: HE is a Nepal San.
Mike: Ew nevermind

by Ya boi emp May 22, 2018

Nopasitophobia

The fear of there not being a sequel to despacito

Bobby: *plays despacito 1* hey man why aren’t you dancing?
Jim: I... I have nopasitophobia

Bobby: oh... it’s okay man, I’m sure they’ll make a new one

by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018