what happens from either:
1. too much nipple sucking/fondling during sexy time
or
2. shreddin' all day and in most cases on a surfboard that has sand rubbed in with the wax, thus making your nips chapped and rough like a dry twat. this fucking hurts, you fucking mung scooper.
1. too much nipple sucking/fondling during sexy time
or
2. shreddin' all day and in most cases on a surfboard that has sand rubbed in with the wax, thus making your nips chapped and rough like a dry twat. this fucking hurts, you fucking mung scooper.
chester- "dude, I've got nipple rash off the yang"
fucking jeffrey-"your a faggot, man, has ann been sucking your nipples again? I told you it's the other way around, you're supposed to suck hers"
chester-"no dude, not this time, I surfed all day today and my nips are bloody like your moms vagina at the end of the month"
fucking jeffrey-"your a faggot, man, has ann been sucking your nipples again? I told you it's the other way around, you're supposed to suck hers"
chester-"no dude, not this time, I surfed all day today and my nips are bloody like your moms vagina at the end of the month"
by K-slizzle April 03, 2009
by Flubs August 02, 2006
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Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..
That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
by dirk2121 February 16, 2004
by cwoww April 16, 2011
When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.
by Fake Pete November 26, 2006