by SkunkGripper48 April 14, 2022

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.
"You tryna take another lap, bro?"
"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"
"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."
"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"
"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."
by Tronedrone December 25, 2018

by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022

While a female is in doggy style position she farts in the nose of her partner as his tounge is buried deep inside her snatch.
by Condoar October 20, 2015

by bebopinator December 27, 2011

by the man in the hat December 8, 2019

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.
by beeverman April 10, 2013
