Bleached sock

A bleached sock is a pink sock that is totally covered with cum. It shows a pink tint through all of the semen, resembling when you bleach your whites with a red piece of clothing.

"Hazmat was called in to clean up the slide at the park today because Victor oozed down it with his bleached sock."

"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."

by Pooser Bonzo April 8, 2016

Guac-Sock

The placement of an avocado in one's sock to create a weapon; then, person of choice is beaten with weapon until avocado becomes guacamole

Guy 1 : how did he die?
Detective : based on the severe bruises. It is logical to conclude he was beaten with the mighty Guac-Sock

by NigsterNogster April 2, 2019

Sock Jock

Someone who masturbates in a sock.

Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!

by Petre Dish April 2, 2015

Sock Wrestling

When two males become naked except with socks on their wee wee's and play Star Wars with them.

Hey u wanna play a match of sock wrestling?
Nah not right now

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Skin Sock

A woman's vagina

I used to use a cotton sock when I masterbate now I use my girlfriends skin sock.

by Metal Chef May 5, 2015

sock rocker

Something or someone who rocks your socks

Check out that sock rocker. They're totally rocking my socks.

by aerann May 27, 2009

bate sock

A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.

Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.

by krustysox August 7, 2011