by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019

by surrealix September 8, 2019

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.
The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"
by theslyon May 18, 2022

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
by searscadillac March 10, 2011

nascar
by Pimpdaddyk November 8, 2019

When the boy excitedly drives a Hot Wheels car across your butt crack like it's rainbow road. Using your underwear as a tunnel
by Hail and wail August 23, 2025

Person 1: "Did you see the Nascar race yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah Bro! They are so skilled when it comes to turning left!"
Person 2: "Yeah Bro! They are so skilled when it comes to turning left!"
by yelover911 July 27, 2023
