Once your done giving head to a guy, you pretend that you swallowed and make him think your just going to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye but when you get closer, you spit it back on his upper lip.
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
"Ahh, that guy last night cummed in my mouth without telling me when it was going to happen, so I gave him a milk mustache."
by Jwizzzle16 December 28, 2009
Get the milk mustachemug. Trim your pubic hair and keep it In your hand. While having sex, you cum on the victims upper lip and throw the pubs on to make the flying mustache
by S.Push March 7, 2009
Get the Flying mustachemug. When you cum on a girls upper lip while she is sleeping and then stick white cat/dog hair in it so she wakes up with a mustache and solves the "theory of relativity"
I thought she was just Italian, then I realized someone gave her an einstiens mustache after the frat party last night
by Dr Jager Dave June 10, 2010
Get the Einstiens Mustachemug. Dude your breath smells terrible. What's more, did you get punched in the nose? Your lip is bleeding.
Nope, my girl is ragging and I ate her out so it's my menstrual mustache.
Nope, my girl is ragging and I ate her out so it's my menstrual mustache.
by jrudeboy February 21, 2014
Get the Menstrual Mustachemug. by Dillon Stone May 14, 2014
Get the gummy mustachemug. by JBailey March 20, 2010
Get the Belt Mustachemug. A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)
by HYEP January 2, 2012
Get the Mustache-Beardmug.