Your mums my dog

Your mum my dog

The biggest way to shut someone down.
"Bruv, your mums my dog. Gunna take her for a walk later"

by dog tits December 19, 2018

Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.

My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.

by Udayweiz December 22, 2019

Reverse Mummy

Reverse Mummy(-ify)/v/: To use ones urine as a hose in the interest of uncovering excrement in an overflown toilet.

Ex 1: The porta-potty held great treasures; I executed a perfect Reverse Mummy and uncovered the lost marvel TootenKhamun!

Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord September 10, 2020

Teri Mummy

A phrase that used to call out other people’s mom’s

Teri Mummy ke simping kardunga

by Anonymous 69sex master November 23, 2021

awwab mursyid

Someone, somehow manage to do everything that impossible, he is such a reliable and intelligent person, he speaks whatever in his mind. He is the best friend that you can have

Awwab Mursyid is a role model for you guys

by Douglas Kenny. Dt November 23, 2021

ur mums pussy

ur mums pussy is so hot

i enjoyed fucking ur mums pussy last night

by Rjehehehehe September 16, 2022

your mums kes

A new language that addies invented that expresses how she feels when on drugs

"Did you hear about your mums kes ?. Yes I heard its addies chosen language when she's on drugs"

by Anya Hunnii kass February 22, 2023