Sexiest type of person to exist. Has a "can't be bothered" attitude and plays video games 24/7 with his girlfriend. Also a huge influence to his peers.
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An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.
by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018
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kala~wanna kiss
brayden mortell~yea
* one day later*
brayden~ WHAT THE FUCK KALA YOU GAVE ME HERPES!!!!
kala~oops
addi~ hes a brayden mortell of course he got herpes
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* one day later*
brayden~ WHAT THE FUCK KALA YOU GAVE ME HERPES!!!!
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Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
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