moist guy

Some faggot who acts posh in east london

Yo, You see dat kid over there he's some moist guy0

by русский нет February 03, 2016

Moist William

The act of sticking your finger up a wet vagina and promptly sticking it into another person's ear

My girlfriend was misbehaving, so I gave her a Moist William as punishment.

by Fowneslark February 08, 2014

Moist Board

Moist Board is a collection of well known internet trolls, spammers and cloners. Initially from the SciFi.com bulletin boards, they ended up forming their own message forum due to their trolling antics being repeatedly deleted from SciFi.

The Moist Board members tend to follow their leader "Stallion Cornell" around the web, looking for new websites to troll. They are well known for creating hundreds of alternate nicknames and handles and for holding spirited debates with themselves via the use of their various clones.

The Moist Board is obsessed with the 1978 tv series Battlestar Galactica and endlessly harass fans of the new, more successful show.

The Moist board is also well known for altering the posts of members who disagree with their points of view. The Moist Board has set the bar for mod-panel abuse which other forums find difficult to duplicate.

The Moist Board is a collection of internet trolls obsessed with the tv series Battlestar Galactica

by Jean Paul Desmond April 17, 2009

Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

by JMount August 31, 2006

moist boi

Any single alcoholic drink.

Ayo, hand me a moist boi - a cold one preferably.

by sraavo May 24, 2018

Doinky Moist

Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.

Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.

by Dj Eightrays April 03, 2003

moist towel

where you are licking a pussy then start heavily warm breathing in her vagina to make it moist.

johnney gave me the best moist towel

by Moneybagz1697 March 21, 2011