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The year is 2007. You downloaded Dr. Dre’s chronic album on your iPod touch as a 13yo. It just so happens your name is also Andre. You listen to the shit out of the album over the next few years. Fast forward to 2012. Instagram just came out. You’re sitting there debating if it’s cool to call myself Dr.Dre as my handle on this cool new app. A lightbulb ticks, my iPhone 4 can use the internet. You google search “Mr”. You see “mister” and it all makes sense. — misterdre
Oh my gosh, did you see misterdre in his bmw e30
by YEAu November 22, 2021
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Mister MacGyver

The Disgusting Photo was found in Rule 34, so which contains where the character who is an orange mouse.

Don’t click this.
Don’t click Mister MacGyver, It’s inappropriate!
by RataTat66 January 9, 2021
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Mister Smiley

Mister Smiley is a sort of urban legend creature created when a young person going by the nickname “trash” started talking about their imaginary friend (Mister Smiley) causing many people to believe it to be a demon rather then the shapeshifting piece of fiction they claim it is. It’s one known (and only permanent) feature is it’s wide sinister smile, hence the nickname, its also been told to be 8 foot in it’s regular form and as for abilities no body really knows the extent of them not even the “creator”. However it is to be feared as it has caused insanity and death before (although the person it’s attached to claims it’s just coincidental)
If you believe Mister Smiley is a demon you’re part of them:)
by Dragonslayer1968 November 21, 2021
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mister know it all

Mister Know It All is the annoying person that has to tell you that he knows the best. Mister know it all feel the urge to correct everyone if he believe he is right (wich is very often).
Tim: oh, look at that white cat, it's so cute!
Jim: what white cat? I can't see any white cats here. Oh, you mean the white cat with some grey dots on it's forehead? Cause that isn't a white cat. That is a semi colored cat....

Tim: can We just warm up some noodles night? I feel like eating something easy, the japanese way.
Jim: uhm, noodles are actually chinese and not japanese, just so you know....

Jim is the annoying Mister Know It All in this friendship.
by norajaegtvik November 21, 2016
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The Mister Lister

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides
I just did the mister lister on my sister!
by AMong us in rel life November 12, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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