a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005

midget sex

Sexual intercourse between two midgets in the wild! Very rare to see!

John: 'I just saw some midget sex'
Joe: 'OMG thats so rare'

by Bumhole123 March 4, 2015

Midgethorse

an object, person, place or thing that is any or all of the following:
thoroughly impressive, ultimately luxurious, extraordinarily large and/or thoroughly amazing and astounding that words can't seem to do it justice.

Aaron Spelling's house in Beverly Hills is midgethorse.

Did you see the Yankees win that game last night? That team is midgethorse.

Dolly Parton's gritstits are midgethorse.

Did you see that long pass by Chad Pennington? That was midgethorse.

Kobe's wife's ring that she got after he banged that tramp is midgethorse.

Alan Greenspan's brain is midgethorse but I think he smokes too many glogs.

by Ridgewood October 7, 2004

Midget Party

A party where a normal sized people get a bunch of midgets and beat them up and throw them around everywhere.

Me and Connor had a Midget Party and beat up some midgets.

by hobo4rizzle February 7, 2009

retard midget slave

An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.

What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.

by stewbaby September 20, 2015

midget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.
When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Yeah michaellee33 has such a midget dick
or
dysturbedstatic : dude you have such a midget dick.
michaellee33 : yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 12, 2005

Fluffy's cupbord midget

In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.

Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?

by my lipstick's on his collar March 8, 2005