michael

fittest guy youll ever meet, especially if he has brown hair. gets all the girls and guys and has a fit body. very smart, cute, empathic and fit 10/10 would reccomend

wow michael is so fit, i wanna kiss him
ikr i want him as mine

by \(//∇//)\ December 30, 2019

MICHAEL

a term used to describe a woman pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.

He went online and pretended to be a MICHAEL to pick up gay men. You should have seen the smile on his face.

by commanderd September 24, 2007

Michael

BIGGEST, BADDEST BITCH AROUND!

damn michael, you're so fucking hot. I CAN'T WAIT TO RAPE YO DICK WHEN YO SLEEPIN.

by mellow_jellow November 26, 2010

Michael

The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.

Michael is the greatest guy in the planet

by Uri Nemirovsky July 3, 2011

Michael

Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.

Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?"
CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"

by oscarMEYERCOX January 9, 2011

Michael

A plain bitch. Forever alone. Acts cool. (really isn't) Makes fun of people.

Guys stop being a Michael.

by InsaneShadowEscape February 7, 2015

Michael

michael/micky

is proper cool, nicest guy you'll ever talk to.
hes very modest and has got dead nice hair
he likes horses and he sends cringey edited

pictures from picnik, hes cute as fuck

horse 1 - michael is so cool
horse 2 - i know look at his canter
blacksmith - i made them shoes

by annoymous111222333 March 22, 2012