fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

by tom hum April 18, 2010

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Mercedes

Official car of the National Asshole Association.

Did you just see that douche in a Mercedes cut me off? It's like he thinks he owns the whole road!

by Queen Cynic May 25, 2016

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merc

the act of killing in a gangster way

(shoots someone in a gangster way) "you just got merced, boy"

by clanka in pajamas December 10, 2019

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The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.

Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.

by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022

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Mercedes

she’s really nice and a dobby lover sometimes she even dressed as dobby for fun!

mercedes is such a dobby

by swt.aly November 20, 2023

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Mercedes

Very good and smart person that is wonderful and amazing and wonderful and amazing. She is so beautiful and weird and the best. She will be a good friend if you bribe her with skittles and mountain dew code red. She wont bite you. most likely. no guarantees. Overall, she is probably better than you, peasant.

"Mercedes is the best and the awesomest and deserves sugary treats."

by Besties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 18, 2025

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