jerk master

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.

That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!

by sketch1jm August 3, 2019

cling master

noun; master of cling pertaining to relationships in which one party is uber clingy fa sho

Ryan's such a cling master after wanting a long distance relationship after two days

by LaQuinta June 12, 2008

Sus masters

One who is sus in a masterful way.

Ana is being a Sus masters.

by Meday September 18, 2023

chooch master

One worthy of consumption of an abundance of cannabis.

yo that nigga is a chooch master, he choochin' all the bud!

by choochwizard420 July 13, 2019

Puzzle Master

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.

Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.

by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021

Master Sesh

When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.

Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."

by JDRstoned August 17, 2009

connection master

A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.

There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.

by connection master January 8, 2013