March 20th

The day boys became men, girls became women, and both Animal Crossing New Horizons and Doom Eternal released.

March 20th is the only reason I'm still alive in 2020

by Write under a pseudonym April 13, 2020

March 1

Whoever is born on this day is a baddie and thick asf so point it out

Person1: bro she is so thick
Person2: bro why are you looking

Person1: ITS MARCH 1st UR SUPPOSED TO
Person2: ohhhh

by Imjustmentallyill November 29, 2021

March 4th

Only the people born on this date are sexy

The holiday is called sexy people day and is celebrated all around

Omg today is March 4th it’s sexy day

by Soimsexysonjdjwbd January 19, 2020

March 15

The day Mr Crocker lost his FAIRY GOD PARENTS

It’s March 15th!

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 11, 2022

March 9

March 9 is the day you (a female) must the kiss the boy closest to you on the cheek

*in a crowd*
guy: hey, guess what day it is?
girl: march nin- oh no
guy: yes, its march 9

by GiveMeYourNuts March 8, 2020

March 6th

Day of the year known as “National Procrastinator’s Day”. If you were born on this day there is a overwhelming chance that you are a procrastinator.

I am a huge procrastinator, as evident by my March 6th birthday!

by PiscesKnowledge May 14, 2020

March 16th

National pizza and blowjob day!

I cannot wait to see my girlfriend on March 16th

by User3924 March 16, 2021