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smoker's lung

1) Something a seasoned tobacco/marijuana/meth smoker says when they have a coughing fit.

2) A serious condition that you should probably consult your doctor about.
Tom: *coughs like he's dying*
Gerald: Are you okay, Tom?
Tom: Yeah I'm good- it's just my smoker's lung acting up.
Gerald: Dude, you really need to quit smoking.
Tom: Shut up pussy or I'll cough on you.
by Princ. David Pierce June 1, 2018
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Crack lung

Crack lung. The sound your crack head neighbour makes when he coughs up his lung.
You hear eagle with his crack lung again?
by Lunger February 14, 2019
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Lung burner

an instance of passing gas in which the common sulphuric particles are much higher than normal, simulating the sensation that would feel like a person's lungs were burning upon inspiration (breathing in or inhaling.)
Something's not agreeing with my stomach, if I fart, it's gonna be really bad, possibly a lung burner.
by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009
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Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.
Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."
by Gwundezeron December 3, 2022
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Lung Ass

Whenever someone else blows smoke in your face, whether it be cigarette smoke, smoke from a bong, or even steam from a vape.

Lung ass is a derivative from smoking joints, where the tail end is called an ass.
Person 1: "Hey smoke this" *Blows smoke in person 2's face*
Person 2: "Man i don't want your lung ass!"
by Woodzman December 5, 2020
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Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022
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jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.
I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!
by Daveeeos March 7, 2016
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