London Switcheroo

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.

Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"

by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018

London (The name)

The first writing definition of the name London was not all that. The writing was short and so bland, like blank piece of paper. I’m not good at writing nor my grammar, but I will tell a somewhat definition of my London. She’s sweet, awesome, kind at times to certain people. She jokes a lot and doesn’t really care if she’s loses a friend, which is kind of strange. She’s the person who’s fun to joke with, her dark humor is a little over board but shes amazing. She’s not so good at hearing people out when they’re venting or expressing their feeling but, that’s ok. I like her the way she is. I know this isn’t really a definition but, if you ever find a London keep her 😆 she’s gonna need you, and you’re gonna need her.

L: what’s yellow and cat swim?

M: I don’t know?

L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀

by Mariscool November 26, 2021

London Delgado

London Delgado is the World’s Most Awesome Person!! She is also the most beautiful person in the entire world and the most Talented!! She is also very nice, humble, sweet, funny, loving, caring, cool, and everything wonderful about the world!!

Wow!! She’s so Beautiful!! She’s a London Delgado!!

by The Most Awesome Person! February 9, 2019

London on the track

Hot and spicy diharrea

After the food festival i had bountiful amounts of london on the track

by daddydeals May 15, 2023

London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

London Language

It's the language used from only the best native english speakers.

It sounds something like that:
>Mine is the spokeing of the good london language<

or if you ask for direction on street as example:
>Can you shouldn't had done to showing mine the directioning to the place I would have liking to went<

by Thespookynocturnal July 4, 2018

London Bridge

Usually a FFM sex position where the man lays down and the other partners sit on either end of him holding each other's arms.

This London Bridge is NOT falling down.

by SoulDoc July 16, 2020