llama boobs are boobs that only llama believers have, people that worship the llamas as well. These llama boobs contain special powers just like llama ass , but llama boobs are way more special!
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )
llama lover : my ass is gonna buy it for you
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.
by rita the llama girl January 10, 2009
Get the llama boobmug. A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.
Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!
by TheTruthSpeaker01 January 3, 2013
Get the purple llamamug. by Eric Holden September 8, 2008
Get the baby llamamug. This involves 15 female llamas 1 male llama and a jar of peanut butter. First the male llama gets seated on a soft chair or lazyboy. 5 Fenale llama's well, do you really wana know cause you just may throw up in your mouth and Jason Hall is gay. Nah im just jk'ing and but sam ha im still not gonna tell you
by Gordon the llama112 May 21, 2009
Get the llama stylemug. A hord of llamas all eating the same cheese sandwich in a room filled with local whores strapped up to a giant hemeroid on some guy's butt. The hemeroid should have puss spewing out of it for the ritual to be a sucess.
by 7'1'' George Washington January 9, 2008
Get the Llama Paloozamug. An underground porn lord who markets his product towards adolescents and infants. He calls his merchandise "Llama Candy" and frequently tries to hand out ordering forms which he has on his person at all times. He also has an anonymous partner who supplies him with all sorts of degrading footage for free.
He also carries a Sniper Rifle which has never hit it's target.
He also carries a Sniper Rifle which has never hit it's target.
"Man I wish I could watch Bang My Butthole Episode Five but I can't find it anywhere"
*Mr. Llama slinks out from underneath the ass of a rock (Yes, I said it, the ass of a rock) With a paper in his hand.*
"Sign this, and all your dirtiest Paris Hilton related wet-dreams will come true..."
*Mr. Llama slinks out from underneath the ass of a rock (Yes, I said it, the ass of a rock) With a paper in his hand.*
"Sign this, and all your dirtiest Paris Hilton related wet-dreams will come true..."
by Mike Ledda April 21, 2006
Get the Mr. Llamamug. by cd999 March 3, 2003
Get the shave the llamamug.