Liam

Person with a unusually large and square shaped head.

Liam Harper

by husssssainnn October 19, 2008

Liam

A wee man, very short in stature, has a high pitched voice and used to work for Santa as an elf. But beware what he lacks in height he more then makes up in temper. He is like a angry red headed wolverine! Is a big NASCAR(none athletic sport circling around rednecks) fan who secretly loves Jimmi Johnson and wants to rub coconut butter on his tail pipe. When at work will punch, maim, or even kill a person who goes in the wrong door, so beware and pay close attention when he's screaming at you to go to a certain spot, you can die.. For real he'll kill you.

Wow that service writer totally pulled a Liam on that little kid by kicking him in the head!

by Stone cold pimp November 22, 2010

Liam

(1) gay
(2) act of being homosexual

"Hey you, that's the Liamest thing i've ever seen!"

by liamHater554 January 24, 2009

Liam

An infertile man who ironically has 3 and a half balls who often shows Pre Menstral Syndrome symptoms and enjoys sucking other peoples dances.

What the hell? Im trying to dance but this Liam wont leave me alone.

by Mmmyea. October 17, 2008

Liam

Commonly used to describe arrogance or cockiness. The term has since been used to describe every statement someone says. Often used as an annoyance tactic, coined by Alex Mckinley.

Nick: "The Phillies were sick last night"
Alex: "LIAMMMMMM"
(If the situation were me saying something cocky, this is what it would be)
Nick: "Holy shit, I just fucked your day up in Madden, I am so good"
Alex: "Liaaam, how the fuck are ya??!!"

by Wombateiosis December 9, 2008

Liam

Erectile Disfunction

Liam Vickers

by jdhjshds May 17, 2010

Liam

An absolute wet wipe. A leach if ever I saw one. An unstable mess who need attention to survive otherwise he will have his midlife crisis at only 18. Yes you heard me, he's 18 and still a mummy's boy, dependant af wetwipe who needs fucking mental help. A young innocent girl will come along and fall for him, help his mental state and in turn fuck her head up trying to help him. He will leave and leave her a mess. Even though she will deal with it on her own when she was always there for him lol. Will suck the life out of you and cheat on you, tell you he still loves you and leaves lol. Never speaks to you again and is in a 'happy' relationship with the slag he cheated on you with. Watch out for the wet wipe called Liam. He will break your heart and leave you a mess. I pray for anyone who knows a Liam like this because you will regret ever letting yourself like him...

Disclaimer: DEFO not personal, DEFO didn't happen to me, DEFO over it. Can you tell? Xx

'Liam? That absolute wetwipe?'

by Tyrone ;) July 12, 2019