Chinese Man 1: Ooooh that hurt soo good.
Chinese Man 2: Here I give you leach alound make it better!
Chinese Man 2: Here I give you leach alound make it better!
by Ron Roberto July 9, 2010
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When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
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Get the lecshik mug.A. Someone who solicits pity so that anyone will give them help and then takes advantage.
B. Someone who appears as if they have everything under control if you “just help them until they find a job” and then when they do they pay you back a portion to disguise what they are until they loose there job or quit because of “harsh work environments” to regain pity from the person they are leeching from.
B. Someone who appears as if they have everything under control if you “just help them until they find a job” and then when they do they pay you back a portion to disguise what they are until they loose there job or quit because of “harsh work environments” to regain pity from the person they are leeching from.
“Tommy is such a leech! He is staying with me until he gets a job but he doesn’t look like he is getting one any time soon.”
by Amber Campbell August 19, 2018
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Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
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Get the Tres Leches mug.A very smart woman who decides not to work and 'takes care of the children' while the husband works and makes all the money for the wife to spend
Teacher: What do you want to do when you get older, Sara?
Sara: I wanna be a leech so i can get my hair and nails done regulary, and shop shop shop with my husbands money.
Sara: I wanna be a leech so i can get my hair and nails done regulary, and shop shop shop with my husbands money.
by Becky September 18, 2004
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