Leon

What I can I say about my boyfriend Leon...he's handsome, sexy, smart, and very honest man. However there is this Indian mother whore bitch who keeps using invisibility and following him, moaning to him and talking in some retarded voodoo language spell that makes someone mock and laugh at her....like seriously, who is this bitch?

I have fought in the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Iraq, she better be sorry going close to my Leon! The Whore of Babylon has a dumbass black thug boyfriend that could easily end up dead on the streets! She is such a control-freak and apparently controls the world. Bitch! I'm Jesus! Leon is mine! Fuck off!

I fought for 15 years! Fuck of Whore of Babylon!

Leon is so sexy but that bitch called the Whore of Babylon is trying to steal my man! I have fought for 15 years, so she better be fucking careful!

by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023

Michael Leone

Future Congressman of TN01

Michael Leone will defeat Diana Harshbarger by 50 points.

by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022

Leon

A Asian boy who is to afraid to get pussy or dance with girls he is a bitch ass nigga

Oh Leon is to scarf to get girls he is a bitch ass nigga

by wjdixnsn October 7, 2022

Leon

Leon is a twat and probably reeks of cheese. He has the prettiest girlfriend - everyone either wants her, or wants to be her

Oh my god? is that Leon?
Yeah he's the one with the fit girlfriend
How's he managed that? he's dodgy as fck

by giggahniggah March 17, 2023

Leon Amazeballs

If you don't have a Leon in your life, you will never be happy. It is a fact, since it's written here. An overall qt, with the best jokes and the smartest brain in all of the universe. He can be a bish ass, but mostly he is just an amazing curly cutie. Get yourself a Leon, but I'm keeping mine for myself.

Look at that guy, he is so hot. He must be a Leon Amazeballs.
How did he manage to be so cool. He is just Leon Amazeballs like that.
Are you amazeballs? No, that's just Leon. So Leon Amazeballs, huh?
If you wanna date someone, date Leon Amazeballs.

by Katt123t November 21, 2021

Leon

A guy who's built like a bottle of pepto bismol <3

OmG look at that leon over there he/she's so HOT uWu

by kxnxe November 25, 2021

Leon

A man among men, the man behind the armenian genocide. He is always dressed very well and has a nice car. He is also a huge James Bond fan and is in love with Ana de Armas. A very nice person and cool friend.

Hi Leon,
Hello there have you seen the new Ana de Armas post?

(He then flexes his James Bond watch)

by DietBeer May 2, 2022