Leison is someone who is smart and amazing, Leison is a real lady’s man. When ever you are around Leison be prepared to start dying of laughter.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Leison got with the most popular girl in school!
Person 2: Damn I wish I could be as charming as Leison.
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Leison got with the most popular girl in school!
Person 2: Damn I wish I could be as charming as Leison.
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by Jesusisachillguy September 24, 2024
Get the Lawson mug.A term used by many young people in middle schools nestled in the rolling farmland of Iowa County to describe a person who is well-meaning but completely inept.
by Molly Schubert January 8, 2025
Get the Larson mug.Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025
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The type of dude who turns $10K ideas into million-dollar plans before breakfast.
Smooth in conversation, strategic in business, and always thinking three moves ahead.
Traits:
Hustler mindset
Natural flirt, but calculated
Big on leveling up (money, physique, lifestyle)
Talks slick but backs it up
The type of dude who turns $10K ideas into million-dollar plans before breakfast.
Smooth in conversation, strategic in business, and always thinking three moves ahead.
Traits:
Hustler mindset
Natural flirt, but calculated
Big on leveling up (money, physique, lifestyle)
Talks slick but backs it up
Bro how you flip that into profit already?”
“Man you know that’s just Lasonjay energy.”
Synonyms: Young CEO. Motion. Him.
“Man you know that’s just Lasonjay energy.”
Synonyms: Young CEO. Motion. Him.
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