The best sport. Combines grace and violence. It's where you have to learn for the stick to be an extension of your hand. Oh, yeah, we don't cancel games if it's raining. In our seasons, we handle the burning hot temperatures and the frigid cold ones too.
Staci: wanna hang out at TC tonight?
Me: sorry, I have lacrosse practice. Ya know, we have a big tournament this weekend.
Me: sorry, I have lacrosse practice. Ya know, we have a big tournament this weekend.
by milliameters January 29, 2019
Get the Lacrossemug. A fun sport which involves the fast action of basketball combined with the hits of football and hockey. The goal is to move the ball around through set plays or transition offense and shot the ball into a goal. While there is a misconception that lacrosse is gay, its quite the opposite. In lacrosse, the defense is tasked with hitting the other players and playing team defense to take the ball at the other team.
The goalies are probably the craziest players on the field as they stand in the goal with nothing but gloves, helmets and a chest pad and try to stop a shot coming at over 90 miles per hour.
Another misconception is that lacrosse players are unathletic. This is completely false. At lower levels this statement my be applicable but in college, you will find some of the best athletes playing lacrosse. I play division 2 lacrosse and I run a 4.5 40-yard dash and im not even the fastest on my team.
The goalies are probably the craziest players on the field as they stand in the goal with nothing but gloves, helmets and a chest pad and try to stop a shot coming at over 90 miles per hour.
Another misconception is that lacrosse players are unathletic. This is completely false. At lower levels this statement my be applicable but in college, you will find some of the best athletes playing lacrosse. I play division 2 lacrosse and I run a 4.5 40-yard dash and im not even the fastest on my team.
Baseball players: "Why do you play lacrosse, that's so gay, you must not be athletic"
Lacrosse players: "sorry I dont like to stand around for 3 hours trying to hit a ball"
Lacrosse players: "sorry I dont like to stand around for 3 hours trying to hit a ball"
by Oj456 March 3, 2020
Get the Lacrossemug. A sort clearly superior to baseball. Not only for rich white kids as many people think, and takes lots of skill and athleticism.
Elisha: Why do you play Baseball and not Lacrosse?
Thomas: Because I suck at everything else that I tried.
Elisha: Of course. Lacrosse takes far more skill and talent to be good at.
Thomas: Because I suck at everything else that I tried.
Elisha: Of course. Lacrosse takes far more skill and talent to be good at.
by BaseballSucks12345678909876543 December 2, 2019
Get the Lacrossemug. Lacrosse is a sport that is literally just a dissapointing mix between hockey, baseball, and football. Or, in a couple peoples words, "gay baseball".
Kris: "you play gay table hockey slash baseball, right?"
Cameron: " you mean lacrosse?"
Kris: "yeah that."
Cameron: " you mean lacrosse?"
Kris: "yeah that."
by Callum with two L's September 8, 2019
Get the Lacrossemug. The best fucking sport you can find. Gets a shity stereotype ( rich assholes ). It’s got a lot of history and really fun. Whoever tells you it’s bad is shitty at the game and lays a Alabama hot pocket in his sister every night
Lacrosse
by Benjamin_Doverton May 27, 2019
Get the Lacrossemug. 1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".
2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.
2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.
1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!
B: The honald?????
A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!
B: The honald?????
A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!
by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020
Get the Standup Lacrossemug.