Lacrosse

The best fucking sport you can find. Gets a shity stereotype ( rich assholes ). It’s got a lot of history and really fun. Whoever tells you it’s bad is shitty at the game and lays a Alabama hot pocket in his sister every night

Lacrosse

by Benjamin_Doverton May 27, 2019

Lacrosse

Lacrosse is a sport that is literally just a dissapointing mix between hockey, baseball, and football. Or, in a couple peoples words, "gay baseball".

Kris: "you play gay table hockey slash baseball, right?"
Cameron: " you mean lacrosse?"
Kris: "yeah that."

by Callum with two L's September 8, 2019

Lacrosse

Lacrosse is sport that has any other similar technics like basketball and soccer. It is combined with hockey and soccer and requires a lot of hand eye coordination. If you look at major star girl and boy lacrosse players you will see that they played at least one other sport. Also it is a stereotype that spoiled kids play lacrosse because they would already be scared of the ball hitting their face or if a defense player will check their stick. So to all those people saying bad things about this sport, I would like to see you try.

Friend: Is there an emoji for lacrosse?
Other friend: Get the new update, it’s there

by Lunarbomn November 6, 2018

Lacrosse

A sort clearly superior to baseball. Not only for rich white kids as many people think, and takes lots of skill and athleticism.

Elisha: Why do you play Baseball and not Lacrosse?
Thomas: Because I suck at everything else that I tried.

Elisha: Of course. Lacrosse takes far more skill and talent to be good at.

by BaseballSucks12345678909876543 December 2, 2019

Lacrosse

The best sport. Combines grace and violence. It's where you have to learn for the stick to be an extension of your hand. Oh, yeah, we don't cancel games if it's raining. In our seasons, we handle the burning hot temperatures and the frigid cold ones too.

Staci: wanna hang out at TC tonight?
Me: sorry, I have lacrosse practice. Ya know, we have a big tournament this weekend.

by milliameters January 29, 2019

Standup Lacrosse

1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".

2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.

1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!

B: The honald?????

A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!

by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020