Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.

Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face

by The bootynator September 11, 2025

Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).

1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!

by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023

Kirk Hammet

One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.

Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior

by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

Charlie Kirked

When someone blows their load on your neck and fall backwards.

She bumped her head on the wall when she got Charlie Kirked

by I_goodcocks September 13, 2025

Kirking

having a debate

I'm Kirking you and you can't win

by irv1042 September 18, 2025

Kirk

1. Used to describe the neck

2. Used sexually to describe getting head

1. My kirk hurts

2. Yo someone give me some Kirk, i'm lonely

by Mackientosh September 29, 2025

kirk delph

A California Conservative that can’t admit to being wrong when he’s wrong. If he were to move out of California to a actual conservative state he’d be considered a Liberal

Capt Kirk Delph is a left leaning Cali conservative

by Dbadd21 October 15, 2020