Kirk

That one mod in a Roblox discord server who does nothing but start conflict, be a total bitch, and makes life a living hell for everybody who actually has a life.

“Didn’t you get banned?”
“Kirk banned me.”
“That piece of fucking shit.”

by A human I guess June 30, 2022

Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.

Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.

by SantaCruzSlang August 13, 2022

Kirk Hammet

guitar god

kirk hammet is the guitar god

by Dadddddddddddddddddddddddy October 31, 2022

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022

Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

kirke

The most perfect girl in the world. She is loving and has a big heart. Her smile lights up the entire room. She is so very beautiful.

WOW thats Kirke. I heard she loves biting me.

by bassugoat October 12, 2022