Kangaroo

Male who cowardly retreats/contracts its genitalia upon a being presented a challenge.

Albert enthusiastically lobbied for the race. However, when a suitable contender arose, he quickly backed out.

Albert, you're such a kangaroo!

by beerisliquidbread March 5, 2011

kanga cup

A soccer tournament that is held in the little-known capital of Australia (Canberra). Soccer teams from all over the world come and play in the tournament. The winners of their league get a gold (not real gold) cup.

~*(GO THE KANGA CUP)*~

person 1: 'my cousin is playing in the Kanga Cup, so shes not coming to America'

person 2: 'WHAT THE F*** IS THE KANGA CUP YOU MORON?!

person 1: dont hurt me! *hides behind tree*

by QueenAmonWoo July 16, 2006

kangaroos

My cool shoes.

I'll stick my kangaroos in yo' ass if yer not careful.

by Rumpus February 18, 2004

kanga

When someone (usually of chinese extraction) stands / squats on the toilet seat itself when they are taking a shit.

"Someone broke the toilet seat, they must have been doing a kanga"

by Fishman October 26, 2004

kangawalafox

Mysterious,tree-dwelling marsupial that is a distant relative to the drop bear,yet much more agro(sexually). Once roamed the whole continent, but as like the Tasmanian tiger it has been hunted for its pelt and is now only found on Whitsunday Island Queensland Australia. Hates sand and is only found in the bush walk between Tounge bay,the Hill inlet lookout and Whitehaven beach. vegemite and sand will prevent internal damage as it is built like a donkey,constantly in breeding season has poor eye site and is known to confuse a backpacker for its true love, to which many fall victim to this creature each year.

Only known deterrents are while amongst the sticks a circle of sand around person will keep the kangawalafox a safe distance, or like the drop bear, a generous smearing of vegemite behind the ears will cause the beast to detach its long claws from your shoulders.
I've never seen one.....but i've seen what they have done to people, its bloody inhumane!!

by keza December 24, 2008

Kangaroo Tit

A very large woman's (280+) breast that is long and saggy that gets stuck in her gut. Her gut is like a kangaroo pouch holding a baby joey.

Oh my god, there is a baby kangaroo in my pocket. Nope I just have Kangaroo Tit

by peekage September 2, 2009

kangaroo balling

variation of wallaby balling, the homosexual version

Ben Wilson and Francais Comaux both enjoy the painful pleasure of wallaby balling.

by kyle the pimp February 23, 2004