juke

To juke is to sell or slang drugs on the streets

I don't work for my money i juke on the set

by corndawg321 December 17, 2009

Junked

TO 'Junk' a mate is to set him up with an ugly chick. SO when telling your friends you would say 'I Junked barry so hard today!'

Man i junked Barry so hard today, i swear that chick had more acne craters then Jupiter!

by Hammy_string June 24, 2009

Jukebox Hero

A faded rock star who doesn't have any hits in contemporary times however their tunes live on in jukeboxes worldwide and on classic rock radio. A hit making recording artist from another time who is now probably more than likely leading a cover band coming to a state fair near you.

70's hit makers, one-hit wonders, pop radio staples, commercials sample these songs. These bands are your grandpas rockers ala BTO, Blue Oyster Cult, Montrose, Pat Travers. Back in the day, grandpa would crank up the 8 track in the Trans-Am and rock out like he was a jukebox hero, imagining groupies, wild parties and endless booze parties.

by filmzillz April 21, 2015

Jukeass

A person who, when leaving any kind of establishment with a jukebox, puts money in it and selects the most obnoxious songs in the machine for other patrons to suffer through.

Bill was such a jukeass for putting on Justin Bieber's, "Baby" 30 times as he was leaving HOOTERS.

by D.Rog. November 23, 2010

Jumed

The act of swiping loot from a teammate over and over again.

"bro i just got a gold scar out of this chest and this guy totally jumed me."

by turkybingo February 25, 2021

juke music

poor american imitation of UK garage, sort of urban mixed with house. Niche is far better.

American: Have u heard this juke music?
English: What the fuck is that shit go listen to some Niche u yank bastard

by British Beats December 21, 2007

juke

a phone that sounds racist and dirty.

ex1: "dude, i just got a juke!"
"awesome!"

ex2: "like my juke?"
"fuck you, asshole."

by jefffffffffff yo. December 26, 2007