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Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.
you Jonothan
by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016
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Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games
The was really Jonathan at 2k17
by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017
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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet
OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan
by Straight Lord January 29, 2019
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Jonathan Bradford Wright

my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of Spring Awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist and Youth In Revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,The Last Ones To The Bridge a.k.a. The Slow Walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband...he just doesnt know it yet =P
Slow Walker1:I can't believe Jonathan Bradford Wright is leaving SA tonight!
Slow Walker2:Omigod we're ontopic for once!
Slow Walker1:Yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.Wait,*slow walker's name*needs to be here...where is she?!?!
Slow Walker2:*looking at JBW pic* who cares *melts*
by thebitchofliving96 August 18, 2008
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Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.
You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.
by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019
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jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it
ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie
by tutyilion February 13, 2017
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Jonathan

This guy is an arse. If you know you are going to meet them have a shotgun at the ready. This guy will backstab you whenever it benfits him.
Dude, that guy's a Jonathan
by Cabbagethegreat November 22, 2017
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