Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly
by Big slimmy April 20, 2019
John is a very annoying boy who is a playa and you don’t want to be with. He will like you one second but never talk to you he will move on from girl to girl in seconds of time. He will be the most hated boy watch out for all the Johnny boys out there those players
by Notrealname245696 June 07, 2018
This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019
John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.
by Transparent and hollow December 13, 2017
John is an amazing human bein he cares for his loved ones an he has his special places with those loved ones. He is so gorgeous inside and out n he deserves the best in the world. He will treat you with all the respect as long as you respect him back cause once you fuck up that’s it! Do everythin you can to keep John in your life because he’s the best person that will ever come into your life and he will make you the happiest version of you
by Johns bird xo March 19, 2021
The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
by rocky bob August 16, 2018
A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend
by Sapsucker March 03, 2019